Investment Advice
(June 2002)

If you had bought $1000. worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1000.

With Worldcom, you would have less than $5. left.

If you had bought $1000. worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.

Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

Not exactly MY advice, but anyhow . . .

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Published 2004-01-01   /   Karl-Heinrich Fischle, Hannover, Germany