Jesus in the USA

It seems that many Americans believe that Jesus Christ lives in the USA, and would vote for the Republican Party. But I doubt the possibility.

If Jesus the Palestine - you all know about him:
- born in a byre at Bethlehem
- grown up as a political refuge in Egypt
- last known address with his parents at Nazareth, but living since years as a homeless bum on the streets between Kapernaum and Jerusalem *

if this guy had the chuzpe to visit the USA, for sure he would be repelled at the border.

* Luke.9[58] ; Mattew.8[20] :
And Jesus said unto him, The foxes have holes, and the birds of the air have nests; but the Son of man hath not where to lay his head.

Added 2006-03-20:
Moreover, he could not spend $ 300.00 on a passport with biometric datas.

Muhammed the Prophet could afford it. In the 48th sura he advised the truebelievers to give almonds liberally, before applying for a private audience. (12 + 13)
However, I am not quite sure whether Allah himself instructed the archangel Gabriel to dictate these verses, or whether they were a "private" deal between the Angel and the Prophet.

Heiner Fischle, the Squarekopp